Redneckology
Big Daddy Redneck is a self proclaimed and world renown Redneckologist and has studied Redneckology for the past 40+ years, "since birth as a matter of fact," and recieved his Phd at the Redneck University of Duct tape and before that was an Honor student at the Redneck School of Hard Knocks. Since learning about his Extra Redneck Gene that he was born with, Big Daddy Redneck has devoted his life to the study of Rednecks and why they are so ingenious, and yet most lack common sense and do the most stupidest things.
Rednecks are best studied in their Natural Habitat which can be seen out in the sticks usually near mud holes, or Demolition Derby's, nascar race's and county fairs. Most Rednecks are Master fishermen and Hunter's and can easily live off the land.
Rednecks are very attracted to mud and their favorite toys to play with is a Fishing rod,
Firearms, 4x4 trucks and/or a Demo Derby cars. Rednecks do come out of the sticks when there is certain noises and smells that attract the Redneck such as BBQ , Beer and the sound and smell of a Nascar.The Redneck food of choice is meat and Beer. When trying to trap a Redneck in the sticks, one must be loud like yer parting and playing loud Southern Rock and/or country music, a simple trap of hanging a 12 pack of Beer from a tree and BBQ meat smoke will attract the Redneck. Rednecks are a Breed that like to live and party in packs, best places to find packs of Rednecks are Nascar tracks and any other motorized
event, country concerts, county fairs and trailer parks. There is so much more to learn and study about the Redneck, that this Study will continue well into the future and beyond. With the never ending expansion and evolving of the Redneck, Rednecks can be found in every city, county, state and now every country in the world. So Please, Enjoy and Embrace your inner Redneck Gene and please be Redneck Responsible. Thank you, Big Daddy Redneck Phd.
Rednecks are best studied in their Natural Habitat which can be seen out in the sticks usually near mud holes, or Demolition Derby's, nascar race's and county fairs. Most Rednecks are Master fishermen and Hunter's and can easily live off the land.
Rednecks are very attracted to mud and their favorite toys to play with is a Fishing rod,
Firearms, 4x4 trucks and/or a Demo Derby cars. Rednecks do come out of the sticks when there is certain noises and smells that attract the Redneck such as BBQ , Beer and the sound and smell of a Nascar.The Redneck food of choice is meat and Beer. When trying to trap a Redneck in the sticks, one must be loud like yer parting and playing loud Southern Rock and/or country music, a simple trap of hanging a 12 pack of Beer from a tree and BBQ meat smoke will attract the Redneck. Rednecks are a Breed that like to live and party in packs, best places to find packs of Rednecks are Nascar tracks and any other motorized
event, country concerts, county fairs and trailer parks. There is so much more to learn and study about the Redneck, that this Study will continue well into the future and beyond. With the never ending expansion and evolving of the Redneck, Rednecks can be found in every city, county, state and now every country in the world. So Please, Enjoy and Embrace your inner Redneck Gene and please be Redneck Responsible. Thank you, Big Daddy Redneck Phd.
Rednecks at play!
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A rare look into the Rednecks Den!
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Best way to study the Redneck!